Heavy metal and rock is nasty, noisy, rude, and crude, they are positives.

There’s nothing that rubs my hairy buttcheeks the way that is wrong than steel fans whom you will need to “legitimize” our beloved music. Yes, all of us understand that a big element of heavy metal and rock originates from the music that is classical, and yes we’re learned about just exactly how steel fans are happier , more well-adjusted , and they are prone to be great monogamists than their peers , but let’s not delude ourselves—metal just isn’t intended for popular consumption.